Sunday, March 14, 2010

Just keep your vagina on, fatty.

Chastity 'Chaz' Bono has gotten alot of press lately for becoming a man. She er...um...he can be seen on every entertainment news program, occasionally slipping a quick piece into a legitimate news outlet, giving the usual craptacular speech people who switch genitalia give; about her outsides matching her insides and finally looking how they feel, and whatever other justification they tack onto a silly and dangerous process they go through to fix their tattered of not completely non-existant self esteem.

Have you ever seen a hot woman turn into a man? No. Have you ever seen a woman who isnt a complete fucking walrus get a sex change? No. You see tubby, the issue isn't that youre a man living inside a womans body that makes you feel like youre not a woman- the problem is that you cant see your own vagina, you look like a loaf of bread baking in a strapless gown and you probably cant balance your globular ass on a pair of heels. No, you probably dont feel like a woman traditionally feels. You feel like a fat woman and its not a very pleasant feeling. You may feel a deep and painful yearning when you see a girl with a graceful tawny body and long flowing hair, but its not because you want her, its because you want to be her.

Deciding 'well screw it i dont feel pretty' and stitching on a penis isn't the answer. And if it werent for the horde of irresponsible doctors the procedure requires (every one of them laughing all the way to the bank) it wouldnt be an option. At the very very very least, they could skip all the psychobabble bullshit and make it a rule that you have to have a healthy BMI to undergo this procedure, but then extorting ludicrous amounts of money from shells of human beings convinced that making the shift will completely completely fix all their problems would be more difficult. And someone has to pay the mortgage on the vacation home in cabo, right?

Really.

SAM:)

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